Tuesday, June 15, 2010

The Ancient Art of Backstabbing (as practiced by Stringer Bell)



Those hoping to rise from the ranks to the highest Leadership™ posts are advised to study the methods of The Wire's Stringer Bell. The contemporary ladder-climber must be well-versed in the myriad forms of backstabbing practiced throughout human history and no television character in recent times has demonstrated the above-mentioned quite as ably as Mr. Bell. Whether it's having his partner's nephew killed, sleeping with said nephew's baby's-mama, or cutting under the table deals with third parties behind his partner's back, Stringer Bell has done it and it's all available on DVD for your consideration.

Editors note: Future backstabbers beware, there are some who take a diametrically opposed position on the techniques endorsed above...

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